The only thing I get from the eye sex in the preview clip for the new Gossip Girl is that Blair has an itch to scratch and she wants Dan-freaking-Humphrey to scratch it. They truly have come a long way my friends. They truly have.
That said, I’m still hoping they hold off on the sex, for now, and we get something with some true honest emotional resonance in the end. Can’t wait to see how this plays out.